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<title>Muammar Weer All Crazee 2</title>
<description>See earlier post. They got him and his son.&lt;br /&gt;
				But what gets me is the rather pathetic thinly disguised spam I now get from NATO, Dave and Sharkozy. Obviously a means to claw back the monies spent on jet fuel n bombs in our pursuit of cheap oil, which the Chinese are gonna get anyways.&lt;br /&gt;
				""My name is Nick Cam, Executive Director, Foreign Exchange, Ecobank Plc. I am 54 years, and I have been in the current position since 2005, and I may be retiring before the next 3 ...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>EUBS- GDANSK- POLAND- D2</title>
<description>They’ve got bacon. Nice greasy fatty bacon. Abu does run a good hotel. Secret though has gone for fish and horseradish for his brekker. A protein only start to the day he says. We have all been conned into eating carbo cereal. Good point, though I would rather be fat on Crunchy Nut, than smell of Billingsgate.&lt;br /&gt;
				Right, education time. It all kicks off at the local medical school at 8. &lt;br /&gt;
				Our taxi gets lost on the 2 kilometre trip there and we arrive late.&lt;br /&g...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2011 00:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<title>EUBS- GDANSK- POLAND- D1</title>
<description>Secret Canadian needs to get out of his “professional isolation”. Well, it is a lonely job being only one of twenty doctors in a rare specialisation in the UK. So we have acceded to tearful demands, and Janky and Simon are going to his aid to meet others of the same ilk.&lt;br /&gt;
				So like getting the last 2 butterflies to meet across a thousand miles of rainforest, we have him on a jet plane to the Rabble-rousing-docker-striking capital of Poland. Gdansk.&lt;br /&gt;
				Yes, it’s the 3...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2011 00:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<title>This Septic Isle</title>
<description>IT ALL KICKED OFF DOWN MY STREET LAST NIGHT. So what better way to spend a dull Tuesday soir, than to visit me local riot.&lt;br /&gt;
				I've gotta say, what Janky saw was one of the most pathetic sights representing the most pathetic aspects of this shit country since probably the Suez Crisis. We are now a laughing stock to the rest of the world, and make Greece look like Germany. Most of us have now watched the feeds, sucked up Sky News [happy that Murdoch's off the front page sans doubte...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2011 00:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<title>For Whom the Bell Tolls</title>
<description>As we sink deeper into the current EU farce, and still nowhere do they mention that the Greeks only raise 2% of the possible tax haul, as well as have a mandatory retirement at 55 [show THAT to the Germans on the factory floor and you'll have a fourth Reich], we need to look closely at our neighbours.&lt;br /&gt;
				Agreed they hate the English less than our nearest and dearest [hoots/there's lovely/begorrah]but still they have a total resistance to taking on our language fully.&lt;br /&gt;
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<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2011 00:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<title>Trick Cyclist</title>
<description>For anyone given to conspiracy theories Lance Armstrong is perfect cannon fodder. Doping allegation dog him long after his retirement and the story won’t die because there is a huge reluctance by people to believe he was, quite simply, exceptional. The ‘did he / didn’t he’ debate drags on but never seems to get stale – and is always perfect filler for a slow news day.&lt;br /&gt;
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				So by way of support for Lance  - not that he needs much f...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2011 00:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<title>MUAMMAR WEER ALL CRAZEE NOW</title>
<description>A little potted history.&lt;br /&gt;
				He coups off against King Idris,who was a deliberate attempt by the US and the West to push sales of Ginger Beer in Africa.&lt;br /&gt;
				http://www.reviewcentre.com/reviews55662.html&lt;br /&gt;
				From then on he behaved simalarly to most of the ruling African nutters. He didn't stoop to cannibalism like Bokassa, or apartheid like the Saffers.&lt;br /&gt;
				Later he bombed a French passenger plane. The French negotiated for about 50k per passeng...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 30 Mar 2011 00:00:00 +0100</pubDate>
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<title>JERUSALEM</title>
<description>Harold Bishop! Sir Les Patterson! Paul Hogan! Kylie Minogue and her bottom! Germaine Greer! Baldy out of Midnight Oil! Skippy the Bush Kangeroo! Mad Max and all the other Road Warriors on bikes with crossbows on their wrists!&lt;br /&gt;
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				Wombats, emus, cassowarays, quokkas!&lt;br /&gt;
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				Sydney funnel webs! Blue-ringed octopi!&lt;br /&gt;
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				Ned kelly- yes Mr Bucket Head!&lt;br /&gt;
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				The pig, the BIG FAT PIG in Raz...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 07 Jan 2011 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>PERTH</title>
<description>Read "Adelaide"</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 21 Dec 2010 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<title>ADELAIDE</title>
<description>If it's any consolation to Australia, remember that English sport is defined by its false dawns.&lt;br /&gt;
				An awful World Cup after easy qualification, beating Australia at Twickenham, only to play pathetically against Samoa and South Africa. We can't even bid for a World Cup without shooting ourselves in the foot.&lt;br /&gt;
				Our sport is the bastard offspring of Audley Harrison and Tim Henman- if it were genetically possible.&lt;br /&gt;
				So put your dollars on yourselves and w...</description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2010 00:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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